Brendon Uries old hubby, boyfriend, and boo thing. Also known for being in the bands Panic! At The Disco and The Young Veins. Super attractive person and an amazing musician!
Girl 1: “JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST THATS RYAN ROSS WALKING DOWN THE STREET!!”
Boy 1: “YOU MEAN THAT HOT GUY HOLDING CHEEZWHIZ??”
Boy 1: “YOU MEAN THAT HOT GUY HOLDING CHEEZWHIZ??”
by panicmeethepress September 26, 2022
by akdhksjdksjdkaksklfd July 03, 2021
He is the RoastMaster General. Known for being the best insult comic in America, you will most likely see him in one of those celebrity roasts they do every year.
Person One: "Hey man, did you see that Tom Brady roast? It was epic!"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
by deflated January 16, 2025
A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like this ‘The grass was pink that day back in 1916’
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
by Jordyn82828 December 19, 2021
A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.
Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!
Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!
Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.
Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!
Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.
by pythona February 06, 2018
As you look at her dark hair it seems to shimmer. Your eyes are drawn to the fact that her hair is so lengthy, down to her tight ass. Her beautiful face is demanding of attention. Her rose colored lips are pursed in what appears to be mid-kiss. The slight hint of moisture on her lips making them glisten in the light. They seem to call out to you, beckoning you to lean in and press your lips against hers. Her light brown eyes staring back at you as though to pierce your very soul and derive your thoughts and feelings. You can see the different shades of brown streaking through her eyes, making them appear to be alive just as fire does when it moves and flickers. If you ever find yourself to be with a Summer Ross never let her go. She will be a mans last love. She is the one you’re going to always strive to get. Her beautiful caramel skin will never be forgotten. Love her with a passion and have trust in her. She will give you her all to know that you’re happy. Her body that you’re hands once felt will be a memorizing momentum ot. Her voice when she sang to you, will now be the only kind of music you would want to listen too. Her height 5’4 is perfect for you. Love her and have faith, because she is very hard to get.
1-Hey, are you still with Summer Ross?
2- Yes, I’m never letting her go.
1- Good choice, she seems pretty fun!
2- Back off kid, she’s mine.
2- Yes, I’m never letting her go.
1- Good choice, she seems pretty fun!
2- Back off kid, she’s mine.
by Quartario March 27, 2018