beef hammer

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

by Phenomally December 23, 2006

banana hammer

A slang term used for a man's penis.

I gave her the old banana hammer last night.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011

body hammer

a body hammer is a dick

“Damn, she wants the body hammer!”

by stevemeupjohnny5678 December 27, 2017

Hammer dancing

Replaceable slang for "crowd killing", the act of violently moshing on cowardly show goers.

Franklin was hammer dancing so hard he knocked jimmy out, that fucking coward.

by wombxwrecker April 22, 2016

hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

by ask-two April 5, 2011

Thors hammer

The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.

As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.

by Esp65p September 5, 2019