Evan Lynch

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!

This is so Evan Lynch

by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025

Evan

All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him

Man look at that Evan guy he is so hot

by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019

Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey

Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*

by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022

Evan

A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.

"Eww, It's Evan."

by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020

Spy Evan

Best counter blox youtuber. Honestly.

Spy Evan?? HOLY SHIT THATS THE BEST CB YOUTUBER!!!

by SpyEvan August 1, 2021

Evan

Evan is a handsome man who know how to talk to girls. He will treat you right and show you what it is like to be with a real man.

Evan is the best man you can ask for.

by Uninininin November 22, 2021

Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021