Moronic bitches who roast each other on the daily, laugh at their own jokes, and get more pussy and dick than yo whole ancestry. Every member has cake and they all have sexual nicknames that be funny af. Their fuckboys/boyfriends/any boy involved with them are called cakeboys. They're always turning up and they funny and loyal as hell. Beware of them though because if you fight one cake fam girl you fight them all bitch! Also, their favorite things to eat are hot cheetos and chicken quesadillas with watermelon arizona juice.
Sayings: "Are you dumb as fuck?!" "Are you sumb or dupid?" "There's too much dick in the air. Febreeze!" "When bae's tired but you horny af." "It takes time to suck a dick." "Go in a hole and choke on a dick." "Salty as a saltine."
Members: Grandma Booty, Darbooty, Ho Ho, Porncess, Merslutties, and Irene the Virgin
Sayings: "Are you dumb as fuck?!" "Are you sumb or dupid?" "There's too much dick in the air. Febreeze!" "When bae's tired but you horny af." "It takes time to suck a dick." "Go in a hole and choke on a dick." "Salty as a saltine."
Members: Grandma Booty, Darbooty, Ho Ho, Porncess, Merslutties, and Irene the Virgin
by Merslutties February 25, 2015
Get the cake fammug. Marble Cake may be used as either a noun or a verb; however, in either context it describes the action of a man anally penetrating either a man or a woman and ejaculating inside of said person. Afterwards the person on the receiving end defecates. If the defecator is a man, he then masturbates into his own feces.
Finally, the resulting mass of feces and ejaculatory fluids is put on a platter and one or both parties partake of the "cake."
This is similar to Felching.
Finally, the resulting mass of feces and ejaculatory fluids is put on a platter and one or both parties partake of the "cake."
This is similar to Felching.
by 12345Anonymous54321 November 19, 2007
Get the Marble Cakemug. Cakes (or Muffins) that contain Hash for extra flavour and a kick.
Main purpose of cooking Hash Cakes is to get high or stoned. They can be cooked by adding 'green' or 'weed' to normal cake or muffin mix.
Main purpose of cooking Hash Cakes is to get high or stoned. They can be cooked by adding 'green' or 'weed' to normal cake or muffin mix.
by SFMRadio January 4, 2007
Get the Hash Cakesmug. damn i got wasted of that space cake last night. i can't remember shit!.. must have been like 100 bux of weed in it.
by samantha13 August 8, 2006
Get the space cakemug. A person who deliberately causes the breakup in someone's relationship so they can have a go at the other person's partner. Usually they do it to a a close friend which makes them even worse.
by Boyd M May 19, 2005
Get the Cake Takermug. Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.
4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."
by BassMZero January 16, 2011
Get the The Cake Is Not A Liemug. One that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody
or....
your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair
or....
your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair
why the hell are u eating that fucking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u damn Noobie Cakes
or....
Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...
or....
Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...
by TreyBomb May 4, 2006
Get the Noobie Cakesmug.