Vanilla man syrup

Semen

We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.

by Negronito November 13, 2020

vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

Vanilla gift card

Trash gift card that are sold by the scammers called "vanilla", You can't use them on eBay and other online retailers for "security reasons" which is an absolute shitty lie. Sometimes the card refuses to work because someone hacked it and drained it immediately after purchase.

My Vanilla gift card is absolute shit.

by ekxer3 November 25, 2023

Vanilla Chicken

A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.

"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".

by Ards9 March 22, 2022

Vanilla

Zed

that dude is such a Zed, like cmon man, such a vanilla

by Gayerthan69 October 20, 2017

tricky vanilla

shady behavior

Awwwww, Christina is up to some tricky vanilla.

by Christinalicious January 14, 2009

Vaginal vanilla

vaginal discharge that absolutely reeks

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.

by lonelybowling June 13, 2018