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Vanilla

(adj.) a word that describes someone acting unbelievably white; a stereotypical goody-two-shoes white person; a basic white person (as vanilla is basic and white)
Samantha posted a picture of her latte? How vanilla.
by theleftboob December 21, 2014
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Vanilla gorilla

Part time drummer with the band beuller and full time pimp of Eymet
Look at the vanilla gorilla bang those drums
by Si Mc April 11, 2022
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Dark side of vanilla

More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.
I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...
by Oliver J NZ August 30, 2024
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vanilla card

by Bang tan boys April 20, 2018
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Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.
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Vanilla Fudge

When a white guy and black girl fuck each other's brains out.
Alesisha and John are making Vanilla Fudge tonight.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019
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Vanilla Shine

a quality where someone radiates blandness
"basic white girls have that vanilla shine about them"
by JiHi__ January 12, 2020
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