chinese pickle

When a woman blows you while taking a shit.

Martha just gave me a chinese pickle.

by desiato January 26, 2006

pickle smoocher

a slang term for a cocksucker, homo, faggot,

Your a pickle smoocher. Yeah, i noticed you checkin out that guys ass, what are you a picklesmoocher. You got to be a picklesmoocher if you like speedo's on a guy.

by shwazwaz July 23, 2006

syphalated pickle

a penis infested with syphalis, like the bumps on a pickle.

We were about to have great sex until I discoverd his syphalated pickle.

by Skittles2284 August 28, 2010

sweaty pickle

A pickle that emits immense quantities of salty pickle sweet

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by McFagTittues February 5, 2014

Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.

"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."

by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014

sneaky pickle

When the woman does not feel the penis insert.

"Dude I heard Bob's dick is so small he gave his girlfriend the sneaky pickle"

-Agent P

by David Bumsted April 17, 2014

Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

by Jewish pickle November 12, 2016