Mo-tard

someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.

That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!

by sdmichele September 12, 2020

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

cheap tard

Adjective

When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.

Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!

by aogm March 16, 2017

Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.

There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.

by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012

'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.

"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."

by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008

TP-tard

People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.

Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!

by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020

Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.

I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.

by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019