Blurt-tard

Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.

Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.

by JJRK21 May 16, 2013

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R.E-tard

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard

Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

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Flid tard

Ethan saupe

You sir are a flid tard

by Jos3pibrown November 10, 2016

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Street-tard

The opposite of being street-smart.

Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.

Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.

Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.

Josh, only ever talking about drugs in math, is a street-tard.

by DreadedPanda13 May 14, 2011

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tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.

I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.

by rimlover September 12, 2010

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