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/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.
How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
by ThCtzer August 1, 2018
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Tard Pass

When a retard gets to do what they want because they have retarted syndrome.
Matthew: Why does Alexis get to do nothing and pass.
Reames: She has a Tard Pass now shut it.
by NoThoticus March 27, 2019
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R.E-tard

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard
Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard
by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019
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Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.
Stop being a Tik-Tard!
by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021
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tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes
Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”
by Der Jude February 18, 2018
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Goku tard

A mf who says goku solos when he doesn’t and d rides him 24/7 and is one of gokus million boyfriends who have no life and sit at their pc and debate on any platform most likely discord bc there’s so many "egirls" for them to catch when They can’t get real girls bc they look like edps long lost brothers.they do be so fat that when they go to sleep they need to put bricks under their beds so it doesn’t break,not only that they also have a body pillow of their "waifu" or goku that’s something called weird and cringy.they probably wear gokus outfit to school and get bullied everyday,even by the teacher which is in fact just sad like how can u be this nerdy.
Im a goku tard.
by mf with a big schlong September 7, 2021
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Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013
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