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Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.
I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids
Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint
by Sneebles May 20, 2022
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taint tingle

when you feel arousal in your taint
Did you see Timmy's dank memes? They made my taint tingle.
by Swagmaster420PussyPounder October 7, 2016
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Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.
"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"
by Jova nov February 14, 2012
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023
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Taint

Nickname for Billy when he rubs $20 bills on his lips after it has been on my taint.
Billy has taint lips.
by BoVanColvin June 25, 2019
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Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.
That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom
by Beav Handler June 12, 2018
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