Taint Tickles

A gay version of “he gives me butterflies.”

Wow don’t look at me like that you are giving me taint tickles *blushes*

by theherd January 28, 2025

Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.

I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.

by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023

taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.

Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.

by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017

Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.

Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.

by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024

Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!

Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade

by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024

Taint Gurgler

Guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts.

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.

by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021