Homer Simpson

My Dad.

My Drunkin' Hero.

My name is Lisa Simpson and I am the smartest kid on Earth with a dad who is dumb and is ALWAYS Drunk. LoL!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!

by Someone MORE Special Than your Girlfriend December 28, 2005

symph

Shortened form of symphony. Usually used to describe a particular orchestra which performs symphonys.

I'v got tickets to see the Chicargo Symph tonight.

by hopskip July 29, 2005

Simpson Time

1. When you tell someone you'll be back in a few minutes and then roll in the next day.

2. Every 4 hours late they are is 15 minutes in Simpson Time.

He said he'd be home four hours ago, but I still haven't seen him...I think he's on Simpson Time

by Smokey24-7 September 19, 2010

O.J Simpson

Murder or beat up the pussy I.e fucked her to death

Yo you hang out with Victoria yet? Dude I O.J Simpson that already

by UshldH8Me aka Dirt December 13, 2017

Sampson

Noun

A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.

Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.

I woke up next to a Sampson this morning. What the fuck was I thinking?

You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.

by goosta March 26, 2011

sympathy rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is used to apologize to someone. This rub is soft gentle but not sexual. It is a way to apologize to someone.

Sally! I'm so sorry let me give you a sympathy rub.

by Nexus546 July 24, 2017

ryan simpson

a fatass anti-e dater who still eats lunchables

omg hes such this boy wont date me online and he still eats lunchables, hes such a ryan simpson

by flipanim April 10, 2020