Stomp the yard

One of the stupidest phrases known to the English language. Yard is a derivative of grass and makes hardly any noise when stomped on.

Stop saying "stomp the yard" Tim, it's stupid.

by Tinky2020 April 8, 2020

Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.

Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

Mississippi Mud Stomp

When your sister/cousin is giving you a blow job in an outhouse, but to get her head at the correct level you have her stand in the toilet, stomping down the turds as she blows you.

Similar to grape stomp.

Had my cousin give me a Mississippi Mud Stomp at the family reunion.

by ThadTimCkark May 11, 2018

Goomba Stomp

A masochistic sex act that involves a man laying down and his sexual partner jumping up and stomping on his crotch with both feet like Mario stomping on a goomba.

I knew he was into S&M stuff, but I couldn't believe it when he asked me to goomba stomp him!

by MiniMega May 24, 2011

stomper

A rear wheel drive automobile, usually Japanese made, having high horsepower and large wheels and tires, typically in the rear.

"Dude, did you see that black Toyota Supra with the 19" Volks and 285 tires? "That thing is a freakin stomper"

by Illtech Auto Salon December 29, 2007

stump stomp

when a person has small cute feet and u feel like standing on them. Thier feet are so small they are stumps!

ha! look stumps im gonna stomp 'em
they look stompable
YOU STOOD ON MY STUMPS!

by ben benerson May 10, 2005

glock stomp

to kill or beat anyone in a video game, especially in call of duty four.

I just glock stomped you.
yea but yer still losing by 50 points.

by Tjtjtj May 14, 2008