port stanley

(noun)-A terrible place located on the northern shore of lake erie. The place in question is a complete shit-hole filled with cocky rich people that haven't really accomplished anything and no one knows how they got their money. Port Stanley is also slang for crack-cocaine (because the place is so ghetto and bad), whenever someone asks for "a ride to Port Stanley" they are trying to buy drugs from you. Do not go there or try to speak to anyone who lives there.

1-Can I have a ride?
2-Where?
1-Port Stanley
2-AHHHHHHHH

by ieat TURTLES March 21, 2011

STANLEY "TOOKIE" WILLIAMS

The co-founder of the biggest gang in united states.Crip.
Was in jail and got executed,cuz he had deathrow.

R.I.P STANLEY "TOOKIE" WILLIAMS

Da O.G.{original gangsta}
das Stanley "tookie" williams
Da original gangsta crip.

by JOSE BAQUEDANO May 17, 2006

Komoka Staple-Gun

While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner's genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense orgasm for the provocateur.

"Last week, Celine and I were going at it sixty-nine when I gave her a Komoka staple-gun. It was late so I went home and she hasn't returned my calls since."

by PoopyLoopDeLoop November 9, 2008

stapledick

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.

I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.

by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011

Stanley

Stanley is a long neck chameleon that swears he could pull but has a small penis and is not very social Stanley usually is a bitch and doesn’t take girls or his niggas seriously but Stanley is a good guy

Hey Stanley

hi I’m just in my natural habitat in my forest

by FuckLMS February 13, 2019

scupper stabber

"Scupper stabber" - Slang for a gay man. A scupper is traditionally defined as an opening on the deck of a boat to allow runoff during heavy rains or large waves. Sometimes used to refer to similar drainage for a building.

"Dude, I was in a bar in Boston, when unbeknownst to me, a gay pride parade started marching by...when I walked out I surrounded by 1000's of friggin' scupper stabbers."

by Thor9 September 15, 2006

Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013