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Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!
Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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150 stabbings a day

In the UK.
Hym "150 stabbings a day. Banning guns somehow didn't stop the murder. Which is why I refuse to give up my 2nd amendment rights. If I interact with the law in any way shape or form that requires me to do so, I will stab a child. And if I do not receive credit and payment from the creation of AI (and I've already stated in the terms of service what I expect to be paid and in using my work you have agreed to those terms) I WILL inevitably interact with the law."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
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Caught the stab

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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Pomona Back Stab

When two people have been best friends for a long time and one of them stabs the other in the back for unwarranted reasons other than to try and make themself look important.
Be careful on who you believe is your bestfriend. First chance they get they might give ya the Pomona Back Stab.
by "Jztkeepnit100" November 15, 2020
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OOH HE STAAAANK

the phrase some girl in grade 9 said while passing another being in the hallway
by GlibGlob 9+10=21 April 24, 2021
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Hoot'n'Stabby

A frivolous and fun activity that accidentally turns violent.
They were playfighting with their swords but it turned into a Hoot'n'Stabby, it was fun until Doug needed to get seventeen stitches!
by crab lady April 12, 2023
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