A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023
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Get the smurf pillow mug.weird ass dude whos invisible and no one would even notice if they died the next day .;PLUS his jawline is non existent . and has so many pimples if y0u went to kiss him you would eat some of his pus. Also he lo0oks like shaggy from scooby doo with his non existent ass beard. ABSOLOUTELY HIDEOUS. But I must admit he has a nice ass but it kinda looks like he is wearing pampers
by preena patel November 30, 2021
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Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
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