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Cure for Smoking 

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.
"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"
My furnace is smoking by NotMetero February 11, 2014

What acid you’re smoking 

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.
I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

give up smoking 

A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.
If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.
give up smoking by LongSpanner January 28, 2022