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country-slow

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.

Often used as an adjective.
Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.
by Meow Jones November 6, 2020
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Slow

Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills
Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.
by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021
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slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.
“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”
by anonymous February 3, 2023
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Slow whine

an iconic song with basically one lyric
Chris can’t slow whine ugh what a loser
by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020
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stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .
Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.
by jgrezn February 23, 2023
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slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.
Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.
by HugeWill May 21, 2021
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Slow

Steven is slow
by Whatdadogdoin12637196 April 1, 2022
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