A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.
Often used as an adjective.
Often used as an adjective.
by Meow Jones November 6, 2020

Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills
Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.
by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.
“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”
by anonymous February 3, 2023

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .
by jgrezn February 23, 2023

by HugeWill May 21, 2021
