unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013

net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011

Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.

You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.

by el Jaymundo July 14, 2020

Slap Ewe

To hit a female sheep with your hand.

Jane: What are you going to do if that sheep causes you a problem?

Bubba: I will Slap Ewe then!

by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016

brick-slap

1. To physically slap someone with a brick, or to throw a brick at an individual.

2. To show the wanting to slap someone, mostly on the internet.

1. I brick-slapped someone trying to steal my purse.

2. I brick-slapped a spammer on a website.

by a brick-slapper November 23, 2013

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac March 11, 2012

hitler slap

A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.

Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!

by NiggaQuotesNigga April 17, 2015