thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
by Linstanity628157 April 1, 2020
Get the simpmug. The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.
"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "
by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021
Get the Simpingmug. by The salami guy January 27, 2021
Get the simpmug. A simp is a man whore who ditches the boys for girls
People that are simps are named Ben, Sam and Ryder
NEVER BE A SIMP
People that are simps are named Ben, Sam and Ryder
NEVER BE A SIMP
'Look, Ryder is such a simp'
'Yea but look at sam buying chicks clothes'
'Have you seen ben yet, buying girls houses???"
'Yea but look at sam buying chicks clothes'
'Have you seen ben yet, buying girls houses???"
by Simp_Nation May 31, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019
Get the Simpmug. A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Prince Harry is a simp.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug.