Shrek

Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺🤭🤞 his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable

Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join

by Daddy shrek🤞 March 12, 2022

Shrek

The hottest man alive

Person : hey guess who my crush is
Other person: obviously shrek cause he the sexiest man to exist

by Stuckinthesink January 27, 2021

Shrek

he slayed my heart, with his greens

Shrek, he slay all day

by Jesus, jesusussussus I hate November 10, 2022

Shrek

Daddy Shrek is the overlord of the world. Fuck midget bowl cut farquad and worship daddy Shrek. Shrek is life, Shrek is life.

Shrek is daddy.

by ShrekLover01 June 02, 2023

shrek

a dude that has a huge green cock and onions have layers

wow dylan has a big shrek

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Shrek

Our God and savior SHREK of Serbia the Third is the son of God that came down in Serbia to show them how to fix yugoslavia.

Yo bro thanks SHREK if it wasnt for you yugoslavia would had broke

by InsertNameHereF April 12, 2022

Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021