Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

by dirtydom February 20, 2010

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Second Shit

The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.

Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!

Aw weak, I hate when that happens.

by chocotaco! January 13, 2010

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A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.

Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.

by Tommonz May 24, 2012

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shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.

"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"

by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011

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Pseudo-shit

A pseudo shit is when a person really feels like they really need to take a dump only to sit on a bowl and read an entire edition of reader's digest. The person will then realize that it was a false call and will leave the bathroom confused. He or she will sometimes flush the toilet to avoid any questions from friends.

I woke up this morning and I thought my bowels had to be released but it was a pseudo-shit.

by hgfs563 July 4, 2010

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