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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
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Seven Three O

Seven Three O - SIMPLIFIED: 730

Unrelated to the other 730.

The divine number - made of the Seven, Three and O (Cypher), stemming from Seven and Three as the luckiest numbers recorded in history and relevant in most religions. Representing complete fulfillment/completion hence the O. Linked numbers of importance include 3, 7, (the sum of 7 and 3), 21 (the multiplied result), 42 (another multiple, and the "meaning of life", and 73 (1/10th of 730 and the two numbers together).

7x3 = 21 (2+1 = 3)
21x2 = 42 (the "meaning of life")
21x3 = 63 (6+3 = 9, the square of 3), +7 +3 = 73 (the 21st prime number)
73x(7+3 = 10) = 730

Following YYYY/MM/DD the day for 730 would be on July the 30th or alternatively on the 3rd. As a common time used in the morning and evening too, 07:30AM/PM are also of importance.
by Rog Fulace July 5, 2023
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sonic seven up

the feeling of being sonic seven up. or it could be like sonic seven up the really good weed. the feeling of being sonically seven upped
whoa guys, im really seven upped right now... ya man, sonic!
by kale September 27, 2003
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Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.
Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.
by jajathehut November 11, 2011
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lethal serenade

A forceful fart aimed toward another person is called a lethal serenade.
Due to eating a great deal of beans, I greeted my friend with a lethal serenade.
by Jbharrison May 11, 2014
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Junky Selena

A very hot bitch that gets all the guys, likes to cause fights and wants to be noticed. Dry sense of humour.
Guy 1: yo that girl is such a junky selena

Guy 2: damn right she is
by Queen Junky February 13, 2017
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