Hoe Season

It's that time of year when it gets colder, girls need sweatshirts, and some need copped. It's hoe season! November 1st to February 10.

Are you dating Jennifer?
Oh yeah and Keisha, you know it's hoe season!

by Lil Thong October 17, 2019

Hurricane Season

The pompous attitude of a Large black female.

latrice: "I thought Hurricane Season was ovahh!"

shondrell: "that's wha I said to my first ex huband!"

by IronLion27 August 29, 2011

Season

A sub-game from Super Smash Bros Brawl in which the settings are: special brawl, damage ratio of 2.0, no items, only Final Fantasy map, 5 lives, and random character selection. In this sub-game the objective of the game is to achieve the most kills, in which the first person to 100 kills will win the 'season'. Furthermore, there are certain character moves which can immediately end a certain match; these moves consist of: Ganandorf punch or Captain Falcon punch. However, once one of these moves has been successfully thrown, it is up to the attacker to decide whether or not to continue the match or to end it immediately.

Since player 4 reached 100 kills before either of the other players, he won the season

by Gypsy! September 15, 2011

turkey season

When you grab your penis (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scrotum while shouting "turkey season!". It is so named after the sac's resemblance to a turkey's neck.

"You almost done in there? I gotta pee. Wait, what are you-"
"Turkey season!"
"Oh, god, no."

by dieff April 26, 2014

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013

Jammy Dodger Season

Refers to a female's period of menstruation.
Usually used to make light of natures ultimate cock block.

Male: "Fancy a quickie?"
Female: "It's Jammy Dodger Season . . ."
Male: "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

by LupinZX August 30, 2009

Monsoon season

In Ireland, the months June, July and august. Normally the warmest months, they are also usually by far the wettest. The phrase illustrates that the Irish have long given up on their "summers".

"Are you going to electric picnic (rock festival) this year?"
- "Are you joking? That's right in the middle of monsoon season"

by Mdfd April 23, 2009