by guineapigface June 29, 2019
Get the Greek roastmug. When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)
by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024
Get the Rump Roastedmug. by GhettoChildrensSexEducation May 24, 2017
Get the gravy on your roastmug. BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
Get the roast goalsmug. Person A: Wow she ain't just a snacc, she's the whole meal!
Person B: That's some Big Pot Roast Energy she's got there.
Person B: That's some Big Pot Roast Energy she's got there.
by Basket of Cranberries December 7, 2019
Get the Big Pot Roast Energymug. by Meatballism July 8, 2023
Get the Roasted haunchmug. Roasted: (adjective) Act of being financially ripped to pieces, shredded, bankrupted, prone to accepting handouts, usually due to a poor financial choice.
I was short the DOW on the day it went up 350 points, needless to say I got roasted and am looking for a job tomorrow.
by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010
Get the Roastedmug.