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Work Rape

This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.

When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.
John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"

Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"
by Flat Randy August 13, 2017
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Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.
Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.
by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018
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Waffle Rape

The act or force of being pulled out of your own bed in order to make waffles in the morning
Ben - " my mom waffle raped me this morning because she wanted breakfast"
Kaley - " Oh my God! Are you ok?"
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019
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Squad Rape

When you are playing a Battle Royale game such as Surviv.io or Fortnite and your team gets destroyed mentally and physically in game.
*Team Dies* Dude we just got squad raped in the bum hole!
by Ashajwn9846 May 16, 2019
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Rape map

Your local area map of sexual offenders aka rape map
Aka Damascus football
So my mom was looking at the rape map to see if I should play football for Damascus hornets
by Nolube September 20, 2019
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rape truck

A truck that looks abandoned and is usually white and small.
Stay away from the rape truck parked on the side of the road!
by Kcole007 April 3, 2017
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raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking
i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus
by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017
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