slutty pumpkin

a massive flirt who has no bad intentions, who accident dyed her hair orange.

shes such a slutty pumpkin!

by Russela May 25, 2008

Pumpkin Noodle

A pumpkin noodle is when you eat spaghetti off of your girlfriends ass and than vomit it back up on her chest and carve your name in the puke.

"Dude, las night Jessica and I had the breast pumpkin noodles, and I got to sign her chest."

by The NoodleMystero September 4, 2013

Gas Pumping

An act of sexual foreplay involving 2-3 people. One person farting into their sexual partners mouth, this partner then breathes in the fart gas. This inhalation of fart gas should make them burp. This person then burps the fart gas either back into the farters mouth or into the mouth of the third person; depending on how many people there are.

"Hunny, Shall we get this gas pump going or what?"

"Oh I've never tried gas pumping before"

"Oh it's easy, il teach you"

by Chercules June 28, 2014

pumpkin puppy

A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.

andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more

by The Fuss December 5, 2007

pumpkin steamer

When you take a shit on a pumpkin pie instead of using whipped cream and then dump it on your partners chest.

My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving my husband a toasty pumpkin steamer!

by buttsonparade October 24, 2017

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Nine Inch Pumpkin Orgy

The name of the greatest compilation CD ever, coming soon!

Dude, CRS is making a new CD called NIOP!

by Bitchin Kitchen September 3, 2003