Precautionary Pre-Game

To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement that may or may not be happening in order to make it more enjoyable. Similar to the standard Pre-Game.

Michael: I'm gonna start drinking, might be going out tonight.

Alex: Ah, a Precautionary Pre-Game.

by PlayerOnFire March 6, 2021

pre-game numb

1-The pre-game numb is the age old tradition of psyching yourself up for a challenge/ event by wanking off just before you compete. Crucially however, in a true numb the numb-er stops immediately before ejaculation to ensure he is competing at peak motivation and alertness, and is fully psyched up

2-Would make a good band name

James: Where's Henry, the exam's about to start?
Dan: Dw he's just numbing up he'll make it
James: ah, pre-game numb, smart kid...

by rowbot January 23, 2017

pre-fart depression

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.

Son, take your pills for your pre-fart depression

by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017

Pre-tied Noose

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.

'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*

by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009

Pre Islamic arabia

A beautiful yet forgotten relic of middle eastern life

Pre Islamic arabia was gorgeous til islam came along and ruined everything

by Sriracha-antidote November 2, 2022

pre-fire

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.

I think I got pre-fired today.

Why?

They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.

by Shuaman September 24, 2018

pre-med dick

A pre-med student who acts like a doctor but hasnt gotten in to medical school and probably never will.

What a pre-med dick, he thinks he can diagnose me with schizophrenia.

by LKO August 14, 2006