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Piss-witch

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
by secretsandpies November 11, 2015
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Piss point

The definitive point in ones journey home from a regular night out where it has become tradition to evacuate ones bladder. Locations range from secluded trees to traffic lights
"Hold up lads, piss point"
"Fuck me I don't think I can't make it to piss point"
by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015
mugGet the Piss pointmug.

Piss Fister

The act of pissing down your arm while fisting a girl in her ass.
I will perform the piss fister on you
by Frosty Balls August 7, 2014
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Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
mugGet the Piss Balloonmug.

Piss Circle

The game of piss circle goes like this, when you’re going take a piss you pee around the edge of the water bowl and count how many times you can circle around it before running out of pee.

Try to get a new highscore each time!
Bro 1: «Hey bro, gonna do the piss circle, wanna compete?»

Bro 2: «Yeah bro
by I beat my virgin kid November 21, 2019
mugGet the Piss Circlemug.

Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.
Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!
by cheesepleese January 2, 2012
mugGet the Piss Pawsmug.

Ghostbuster's piss

After a hard night of drinking or sex you urinate 2 streams and turns into one big stream.
Adam urinated all over the floor due to the fact he had a Ghostbuster's piss.
by YooJoe1 November 16, 2014
mugGet the Ghostbuster's pissmug.

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