Phone

What you are most likely reading this on you dingbat

My phone is dead let's hold a funeral

by Flash Celeritas February 20, 2020

Phaness

Phaness is a person that is rough on the outside but sweet on the inside. It takes time for them to warm up to other people but is very nice to the people that are close to them. They are also a person a girl would want when you are upset. He loves to make music and want to make it in the music industry. They are also the type of person who will always support you.

I miss you phaness

by Therealkaye December 6, 2020

Phone Zone

Like the Friend Zone, only the Person in the 'Phone Zone' Is relegated almost exclusively to Phone Calls/iMessage/Snapchat etc.

So She cancelled the date without saying anything, didn't bother to apologize or reschedule, but wanted to facetime for god-knows how long...hoe tryna Phone Zone me lmao.

by Johnydeth April 22, 2021

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021

Phineas Phallus

A guy named Phineas who acts like an asshole

Guy 1: Hey did you see Phineas beat up random children in school
Guy 2: Yeah! We should call him Phineas Phallus from now on

by nitions and you want to use yo August 30, 2021

Phineas T. Ratchet

Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.

P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF

"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"

by clotpole October 12, 2021

Phone guyussy

A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.

Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho

by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022