gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016

Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.

Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL

by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017

corner peaking

Cheating on 8 ball

Stop corner peaking nigga

by Smallpud1 February 8, 2017

Spaghetti packing

Shoving mass among of spaghetti in one's anus. So much so that they can taste it

Me and my friends had a fun night of spaghetti packing, I've been dripping all day.

by DAMION IS A BITCH June 3, 2019

Cookout parking lot

Where a Hoe got her back broke

Damn she really went to the Cookout parking lot.

by Romoboi November 21, 2019

Serial Parking Fetish

When someone does the sexual act of parking with multiple cars

Riley has a serial parking fetish, he’s up to 12 cars this week!

by XoSupernovae February 13, 2020

Prince Parking

It’s the Minneapolis/PG rated version of pornstar parking. It’s the first spot in the parking lot that is NOT the handicapped parking. It’s the best parking spot available.

“I got prince parking. I’m the metallic Corolla right there.”

by BSU2015 May 26, 2020