by Matt Aiken February 21, 2008
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A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog August 05, 2013
by PlaguE August 07, 2004
An individual who repeatedly misuses the word "tool" thinking that it is a general slur when it in fact has a specific meaning as in somebody who doesn't realize that they are being used by others.
Wow that guy sitting under the television wearing the college jersey and slamming Bud Lights is such a tool factory that he doesn't even realize he sounds like a complete idiot.
by Toolio2 September 23, 2010
by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008