the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush

john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane

by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017

Doing The White Trash Shuffle

A redneck woman's husband or baby Daddy goes to jail. Imediately or soon there after she starts frequenting nearby trailers,RVs or campers selling sexual favors for money to feed and house herself and/or spawn

Neck#1-" Did you hear Darlene's husband Richard went to jail for domestic violence and DUI the other day?"
Neck#2-"No way man that's like twice this month!"
Neck#1-" Yeah man I caught her going into Monroe's camper the day after he was arrested.

Neck#2-"Dang that's the fastest I ever seen someone start Doing The White Trash Shuffle !"

by Duckuverymuch December 29, 2019

Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,

So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.

by Tee Cee Deez September 13, 2020

Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.

Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.

by docshuffler April 08, 2009

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 08, 2008

five knuckle gusset shuffle

A phrase meaning to masturbate. Male masturbation.

The other night, I was alone, so i had to rely on the good old five knuckle gusset shuffle

by SherbShizzle August 23, 2008

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 31, 2009