harvey is a knob

When someone is extremely racist and denies it. Is a douchebag and annoys everyone. He/she always cries and normally not very good at football

Oi stop being a harvey is a knob

by Banterrrrrrrr987654321 December 5, 2016

Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.

Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs

by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016

knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015

knobbed in the butty

fucked in the ass, both physically and metaphorically.

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"

by csmc November 25, 2015

dry knob

A dry knob is where a man is unsuccessful in getting pussy over along period of time!

toby: oi scott i havent had any pussy lately!
scott: gutted bruv you have dry knob !

by nebrot November 26, 2015

boat knob

a long curved erect penis.

"Hey Reece Nichols people say you have a boat knob"

"Oh fuck she said she liked it :("

by Hazertron12 March 29, 2016

stinky door knob

When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.

Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"

I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.

by Hole April 14, 2016