The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)
Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
by mmcg1 August 31, 2015
Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.
by Gorb Jenkem July 10, 2013
(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
by PJ the Coug January 08, 2017
A pour from a tap that hasn't been used for a period of time that makes it tastes flat and generally unpleasant.
by Colombish November 10, 2017
You suck and fuck a clit so good and collect the froth that forms on it. Mix that with cream soda and you’ve got Clit Beer! This has no relevancy to Harry Potter don’t be a cunt.
by youngthug6969 June 19, 2018
A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.
"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"
by Run4Beer January 22, 2007
Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
by Super_Vegeta April 13, 2014