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office flirt

someone you always flirt with but have no intents of dating
"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
by kam2000 June 27, 2016
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bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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Office Works

Formal term for vibes.

Also defined as fish and chips and dominos dependant on mood.
Dude go in hard, this shit is office works as fuck.
by ramseytdec January 31, 2017
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Office Pie

The hottest guy/girl in the office that everyone wants a piece of.
"Dude, you see that new girl Michelle that just started today? She's so hot, she's definitely the new office pie."
by BlueSwag February 4, 2017
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King of Box Office

Superstar Rajinikanth is the King of Box Office !! He has a huge fanbase across the world and he has four movies which collected more than 300 Crores in Box Office!!
Haters be like - Our hero is the King of Box Office!! People be like get lost Rajini is the only King
by Waathalaka December 10, 2020
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Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.
by Toblox gay November 21, 2021
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