Sober October

The act of going straight edge for an entire month to make oneself suffer an unimaginable sobriety.

Peter: Have you seen Joe?

John: No why?
Peter: He's been avoiding going to the bar and smoking some dank ass weed every time I hit him up. I think he hates me.
John: Oh no! He's just doing sober October. I think he's trying to transcend consciousness and see God, but he's looking good.

by BigBirdsGhost September 27, 2020

October 15

National eat tacos day

*me eating tacos*
*mum" what are you doing?"

*me*" October 15

by _cookiedevil_ December 4, 2019

October 26th

Today, October 26th is National Dick Day.
You officially have to get your dick sucked by a girl.

Guy 1: Did you know that today is National Dick Day?

Guy 2: No, what does that mean?
Guy 1:Today, October 26th is National Dick Day.
You officially have to get your dick sucked by a girl.

by Shakaro October 26, 2019

October 27th

Smack your friend jack day

October 27th is a good day

by Jeffery keffery October 13, 2021

15 October

Scam day.

Gives you a chance to fool everyone.

Mom, I’m pregnant. SCAAAM! It is the 15 October!

by dianalee October 15, 2021

October 22nd

National hold hands with your girlfriend for the first time! I know there are some shy middle schoolers who probably can’t even date yet. This is for you and your future girlfriend.

Jonathan: Hey Alexi...
Alexi: Yea what’s up
Jonathan: It’s October 22nd
Alexi: Oh yea give me your hand

by Slutman69 October 21, 2019

October 25

National slap your best friend day.

You slap one of your friends or multiple on the cheek by showing them how much you cArE aBoUt tHeM.

I have to slap you, it’s October 25. I have my swear to god promise with Urban Dictionary

by Ieatrandomrats October 22, 2019