Noob-nuts

Vulgar slang, used to describe someone who is very low in skill and intelligence.

"Jim, you noob-nuts, don't set yourself on fire!"

by Skorpius September 24, 2005

Noob Tube

The art of using the rifle mounted grenade launcher in Call Of Duty 4

Damn it Sutton stop using that damn noob tube

by Deliciouschuck September 05, 2008

halo noob

One who thinks they are 1337 because the play Halo. These people are wrong simply because Halo is one of the easiest games ever made and playing it does not make u a 1337 haxxor.

Check out that Halo noob!

Lol he sucks at life

by Wormsramongus October 02, 2007

noob cannon

In Counterstrike it is the auto shotgun, AW/M or AWP (especially in old versions of the game, where you don't have to aim even relatively close to someone to snipe them), it is toned down in newer versions. Even though the AWP is the best weapon in the game you can't ever use it or you will be branded a noob.

-=COPKILLA1=-: OMG that noob fuckin shot me with his noob cannon!!
-=COPKILLA2=-: wat a fuckn noob
-=SenorCAP-A-COP=-: i hate CS

by teh best evar January 12, 2004

christmas noob

(n) The person or persons who receive Modern Warfare 3 as a Christmas present, and play online, with others who have had the game since it came out.

MW3 Player 1: "What's that guy doing running around in circles in the corner?"
MW3 Player 2: "Oh, don't mind him, he's a Christmas Noob."

by RetroRainbow December 29, 2011

noob detector

One or more qualities\traits of a person playing a video game that makes them a noob.Clan tags, armor effects/perks, armor/clothing, gamertag/playstation ID, weapons used, teabagging, kd ratio. Most of these pertain to Halo/COD since they are probably the two most played multiplayer series. Some people could have these traits/qualities but not be a noob, but these noob detectors still work on about 80% of people.

here are some noob detectors: clan tags: swag, pro, mlg awsm. armor abilities/perks: armor lock, jetpack, martyrdom, juggernaut. armor/clothing:eva(c), hayabusa. Weapons used: noobtubes, turrets, rockets. teabagging: teabagging itself is for noobs, but almost everyone does it so teabag for no reason=noob teabagging the winning team=super noob. teabagging losing team/assholes on your team that kill you= completely acceptable. kd ratio: If negative=noob if positive=not a noob

by ExplosiveSoap August 13, 2011

noob soup

If someone is considered noob soup, they are the worst of the worst noobs. It is common for noob to be replaced with nub.

This level 3 troll is the worst noob around! Other noobs make him into noob soup, and eat him.

by Chase Hamilton September 19, 2007