A wildly enthusiastic connoisseur of the female undercarriage — the type of person who treats a lady’s buffet like it’s an all-you-can-eat Mediterranean spread and always goes back for seconds. Known for disappearing during parties and returning looking suspiciously satisfied and slightly shiny.
Jake vanished with that girl for 20 minutes and came back looking like he just won a chickpea-eating contest. Certified hummus muncher.
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B: "What, nah, its got another 3-4 days on it"
A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."
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A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."
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