meteoric bulge

A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.

Man did you see that Tyrone had a meteoric bulge.
I know it was huge.

by Spencer's best freind December 20, 2016

meteor crash

when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.

Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!

by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017

metedodes

a group of gay people who like to show thier small penis

last night i saw some metedodes

by Kasey Dimonevadi February 5, 2017

metbro

A male that identifies as both a metrosexual and a bro. Metrosexual + Bro = Metbro

Some example character traits may include: they pursue a career in finance, but their parallel path is to become a yogi. They enjoy having pedicures, but also play contact team sports.

"Our quarterback has a three stage daily skin care regime, he's such a metbro."

by D-PAIN Productions August 20, 2017

Metbrosexual

Men who dress in a "Metrosexual fashion" but you are 100% sure they are indeed straight.

"Hey Monica, I finally found you a Metbrosexual on Long Island."

by ThisUglyMug September 14, 2017

methroplex

the tweakers metroplex

i've been up for 3 days doin the most in this methroplex.

by fukupayme47 October 20, 2017

Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018