matthew clayton

Matthew Clayton is a down to earth guy who usually think he’s better than anyone else. He loves to shop, using at Gucci and flannels just for a fucking cactus. He loves geese and ASMR. He’s genuinely a great person and you would beg to be around. But he does have a maid so watch out ladies, kelly is watching you. He also loves big pecks, preferably someone called Megan. He loves thicc legs and thinks he’s sister slim thicc.

Girl 1: damn he’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Girl 2: it’s gotta be a Matthew Clayton

by Mrsmatthewclayton November 05, 2018

Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

by papi.SPAGHETTO November 06, 2020

matthew h

A charming, funny, dependable guy who's about to wed the girl of his dreams

Matthew H has requested that I not use his full last name on this site.

by NotSilentCal August 11, 2019

Kyle Matthews

The hugest flaker ever! He literally has his own ceral box!

Wow you’re not on when you said! You’re being such a big Kyle matthews

by Pjs4twenty July 17, 2018

Matthew S

cunt, steals money and has wet dreams about children.....pedo

Matthew S: I love u
Us: ur mom

by urmommy.yass February 28, 2022

Matthew Deacon

A smart and loving man that loves to go on adventures.

He is a wonderful Matthew Deacon.

by Mdeac01 July 01, 2015

matthew fellows

The best head ever given. The sexiest guy in school who gets all the girls. Not to mention his incredible strength

Matthew Fellows

is so fine

by The mathe enator September 20, 2017