maria

Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .

the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one

the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn

by juanovdem May 13, 2024

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bastian and maria

Absolute geniuses. Smartest Kids in school also they are beautiful.

"You see the kids over there? Those are the Bastian And Maria og this school"

by Captain Schack November 20, 2018

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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022

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Maria

I KNOW YOU'LL SEE THIS ,AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,YOU'RE THE BEST PERSON ONE CAN CALL A FRIEND ISTG, YOU'RE SO AWSOME,DON'T FORGET THAT POOKIE 🔥

Maria is the best human being one could call a friend :)

by Angell_8 February 4, 2024

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Maria la del barrio

Maria la del barrio is a character from the telenovela maria la del barrio 1995 is the cringiest novela ever is heavy in Christianism and the actress that portrayed maria isnt actually religious she's an atheist MALDITA LISIADA!

I just saw episode 1 of maria la del barrio and i already love it
Omg im so in love with maria la del barrio i only watch it bcuz of the hunk luis fernando and soraya i have a big ass crush on them

by justanynomous March 19, 2023

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