loser magnet

Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.

Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.

by BobbyRayM January 11, 2008

medical loser

a loser with serious/chronic medical problems.

if your a doctor you have seen this guy in your office.
taxpayers speend lots of money on medical losers.
in the united states of america no person gives a shit about medical losers. medical losers most the time have no cure for the serious /chronic medical problem that they have. it could be well know or not. sometimes the medical problems that a medical loser has a cure. but the loser has no money/health insurance or the doctor cant give a shit.

hey medical loser the doctor is ready to see you.
the loser walks in to his office.
doctor tor your a medical loser with serious/chronic medical problems
i could just shot you to make your life easy .
but maybe to save money. you could just shot yourself.

by name real your use Don't. January 8, 2011

losericious

an adjective describing someone who is acting like a dumb and stupid loser, or something that would be done by a loser.

Michelle has been acting so losericious lately.

That was such a losericious party.

by a loser May 13, 2005

Loser-o

1)A person who is really stupid sounding when they say something, do something, wear something, etc.
2)Like a cheeri-o's except inedible.

People who have their boyfriend of 2 days break up with them and say they are "LIKE SO TOTALLY EMO"
They are a loser-o.

by Oh_Dear October 4, 2006

Loser Space

A myspace page that represents what a loser would put on his page. A stupid layout.

Hey man did you see Toms new myspace?
Ya dude its such a loser space.

by XxTokerxX4Life October 9, 2008

loser

People like Chuck Brennan the fake philanthropist who only cares about lining his own pockets and would rather see kids hurt rather than lose a dime. Losers like him lie about raising monies for non-profits and donating to charities. That's what a loser is.

Chuck Brennans take from the poor rather than lose money out of their own pockets to show how big of a loser they are.

by didntknowyahadit December 8, 2016

loserds

loserds. Plural of loserd. The second stage of loser.

Someone who does not achieve anything in life.

"Loser, Loserd, Loserdf"

Person 1: "What were you cursing at them for?"
Person 2: "Because they're loserds..."

by Sakamoto-san August 7, 2017