tentacle locker

a stupid game for adults that is boring. you press 3 buttons the whole entire game: space and left/right arrow keys.
when you press space a tentacle will pop out of a locker and strangle a schoolgirl into it, and if you press space one more time, well... it has a character named Goldy which is only unlockable when you play 1 hour into the game, so at any moment, your mom will walk in (a very high chance so technically it means probably not). anyways the game is stupidly and really boring.

Guy 1: *in a room with children and playing tentacle locker*
Also guy 1: *forgets to mute and presses space twice and hardcore sexy anime moans come out of the laptop*
All the children: Whats that?
Guy 1: *nervously* Uhh, nothing. Its just that im playing a killing came and i got shot and that sound was me dying.
Kid 1: Ok. *mimics moan*
Guy 1: fuck!
Kid 1: What was that again?
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHFTREUFNIYFGRCYREFEOUISGRFL

by jamaljenkin September 6, 2021

Pop'N'Lock Syndrome

A disorder that causes you to pop and lock uncontrollably.

Pop'N'Lock Syndrome is like Tourette's Syndrome, only for dancing.

by PrimoVictoria August 19, 2010

Canadian Lock

1) SLANG n.: an unlocked lock.

1) The burglar was able to walk in the home with ease, for the door had a Canadian Lock

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007

Lockergnome

The website created by tech enthusiast and former TechTV host Chris Pirillo. Often know for its annual Gnomedex expo.

I went to lockergnome to find some cool articles.

by deadinside1 April 15, 2009

lock out

THE WORST MOVIE IN THE WORLD
low budget makes no sense and may be the most retarded thing i've ever wasted two hours on in my life
permanently damaged from this movie..

1."Hey have you seen lock out?"
2."no.."
1."good for you!"

by irottori December 7, 2010

CAPS LOCK STICKUS

When someone types in all capital letters.

"Wow, that new kid on the site has a nasty case of CAPS LOCK STICKUS."

by Sid Barrett July 24, 2007

Dirt Locker

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my dirt locker.

by The Reverend Raphael September 20, 2010