Lemon

Usually a sexually-orientated fan-work or fanfiction, mostly based on manga, anime, video games, and sometimes cartoons. It's also rated 18+ for the sexual acts. It's not like people listen anyway, I don't.

Usually written by women for women, and is about 90% yaoi. There's a difference between porn and lemons, as porn is usually plot-less and has different sexual acts that please men, while lemons are usually written in a book, comic, fanart, or fanfiction. It has more of what pleases women, such as more romance and moar men in it.

Pro-tip: NEVER look up lemons of your childhood favorites. It will shatter your brain.
Pro-tip #2: Most lemons can be found on DeviantART, Fanfiction.net, and just about every other site where horny, sex-crazed teen girls go.

SYNONYMS:

Smut
Lime (more romantic and loving instead of sexual)

Ooh, that yaoi lemon I read earlier today was yummy! Mmm... Yaoi...

That FrancexUK story I read earlier today was WAY steamier than the AmericaxUK one I read yesterday.

by CatsfromElsweyr June 24, 2013

Lemon Niggers

An Asian nigger.

Get those darn lemon niggers out of my country!

by Grant and Carters fun time February 15, 2017

turkish lemonade

whilst crammin' your quiver bone in a young dame's asspipe, you take a piss, pull out, and catch the piss in a glass as it comes pouring out of her balloon knot. you then give it to that stupid ass that hangs out with you and your friends that no one likes.

greg- "dude, bud, that was an intense hockey game we just played. i'm thirsty as shit bro!"

kyle- "bro, dawg, let me get some lemonade for everyone!"

stupid ass friend nobody likes- "hey guy, this lemonade tastes weird, what kind is it?

kyle- "drink up buddy! courtney and i made it earlier. it's called turkish lemonade."

by PARTY! January 12, 2009

lemon

A pornographic fanfiction that consists of almost nothing but explicit, usually badly-written, sex scenes. This is the kind of stuff that gives all fan fic authors a bad name.

Some idiot fangirl has a whole bunch of lemons on her website.

by Gazuga April 3, 2004

squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

Lemonade Stand

The art of having a female sucks one's cock while she is urinating.

Man, your girlfriend gave me one hell of a lemonade stand last week. She received her payment in her mouth.

by RoIePIay August 31, 2011

Over Lemonize

Occurs when too much lemon is included when making lemonaide so that the drink is too sour.

If you put any more lemons in that drink it will be over lemonized.

by Bek's Biyatch August 18, 2004