E-lationship

A relationship strictly conducted through electronic means, with very little to no physical contact.

I've only ever seen my girlfriend on Skype. We're in an E-lationship.

by Woffingshire January 19, 2015

Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025

“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025

Latino Draft

The act of choosing weapons/ protectional gear before a battle. The battle consists (but is not limeted to) the use of Death Sticks/Poles. Gear can range from lacross padding to duct-tape suits. Dodging of a Latino Draft can result in mercy less tea-bagging, and showing of the goat at inappropriate times.

Alex: Rob, lets use these sticks to battle your little brother.

Rob: I'm game

Garrett: Wait, we need to instate a Latino Draft first.

by Alex Batsakis July 30, 2008

lotionise

the act of lathering your body in lotion

after exiting the shower i proceed to lotionise

by Rachael Phillips February 8, 2008

lotionalizing

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.

I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.

by marzena August 24, 2008

LATIN BREEZE

A FART THAT DERIVES FROM EATING ANY MEXICAN OR SPANISH DISH

MAN THAT TACO GAVE ME THE WORST LATIN BREEZE EVER!

by CAPTIN NUM NUTZ December 19, 2010

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012