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Knob

A common insult among British people. Refers to the head of a p*nis, and is used to call someone as such. Usually not seen as particularly offensive.
"Hey, did you hear about Danny? He tried simping for a girl and fell over."

"What a knob."
by __Speedster__ June 23, 2020
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Knob

Plug-ugly geezer who is also being a total git
What an Airy-Fairy Knob that Prat Joey is...
by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023
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knob gear

Probably one the last remnants of the cultural british sub groups.. 'chavs'. Anyone under driving age who is still active after 2008 in harrassing david crossan, britain's premier sustainable industrialist, via social network sites, etc.
'I'm not going to the supermarket today, too much knob gear hanging around outside...'
by david crossan February 27, 2009
mugGet the knob gearmug.

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices
Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.
by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021
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Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.
Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.
by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022
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Knob Jockey

One who rather enjoys riding cock like a jockey who enjoys riding a horse. Usually a homosexual.
Omg look at the queer, he's such a knob jockey.
by Ting Wot July 7, 2015
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Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.
Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022
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