Kim Jong Il

An Evil Commie peice of shit.

Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.

Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.

by chad April 8, 2005

Kim Jong Un

Created Fortnite

Yes you like playing fortnite? That game was made by Kim Jong Un.

by samuellawson01 October 16, 2019

Kim Jong Un

A creepy ass squinty eyed North Korean bastard

Kim Jong Un looks like fucking donkey kong

by Joe_Mama_The_Queer March 17, 2020

Kim K Status

A girl that only dates black boys.

Kim K stands for Kim Kardashian.

Caleb: "Didn't Natalie just break up with Tyrone Tucker?"
William: "Ya, now she's going out with Smoove Johnson!"
Caleb: "WOW, she's on that Kim K status!!"

by Jae Muffz February 20, 2011

Kim jun un

Your mom

The idiot: Who is Kim Jun Un
Me: Your mom

by The smartest kid in 7th grade April 17, 2015

Kim Shlong Il

Your penis is a shriveled dictator.

Debbie: You're a worthless sack of crap.

Undercover North Korean Spy (AKA Earl): Suck my Kim Shlong Il.

by doorface August 24, 2011

kim jong onion

A small slice of onion kept in the breast pocket used to let supreme overlord Kim Jong Un cry whenever necessary.

"Wasn't it so sad seeing Kim Jong Un cry at his brother's funeral?"
"Nah, he was using the Kim Jong Onion"

by Fucking kill yourself January 11, 2017