Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.

"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 5, 2005

moll and johnnie

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)

I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

by the gabba goul January 8, 2005

johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

johnny thicc

johnny thicc is like that one guy, that is just super hot. He can totally kill it at the bass guitar. He has many friends but is insecure. He loves music and hot girls. He just wants to party and have sex all the time.

Johnny Thicc is a G.

by Johnny Thicc May 17, 2019

Johnny Sins

Seth’s boyfriend

Seth: I so want Johnny sins penis up inside of me

by Alx.777 July 5, 2022

Johnny Friedrich

A complete idiot. He doesn’t know how to act around girls, so that’s why he probably can’t get one. Oh and don’t forget he is a small bug you can step on.

“Hey Johnny Friedrich, your a dumb blonde small bug you know that!”

by chefpeepeeoof July 10, 2019

Johnny Bravo

absolute chad

This Johnny Bravo lookin' ass needs to get tf out of the passing lane.

by ham n cheese b siderz March 28, 2021