He is a good type of a friend and the one that makes you think you wanna date him. His appearance may seem cold and distant, but as you get to know him, he is very clingy, caring, talkative, funny, and childish especially when no one's around. A type of a guy that tells his mom about you. He's a husband material. But also very toxic, inconsistent, and insensitive once you're in a relationship with him. You can spot his red flags during the talking stage. John Russel is hard to forget, he's too good in bed.
by C€LC€L January 20, 2022
Get the John Russelmug. He’s round, He’s Husky, and likes snicker lickers! It’s John Cutter and his last name rhymes with Butter....
Real Definition: A Walking Meme
Real Definition: A Walking Meme
Cutter:“You going to the kick back?”
Beau Edwards: “Can I fuck your sister?”
Cutter: “NoOooo” *in cutter voice*
Beau Edwards: “Then that’s my answer to your question... nice day John Cutter or I mean..... Rowley Jefferson”
Beau Edwards: “Can I fuck your sister?”
Cutter: “NoOooo” *in cutter voice*
Beau Edwards: “Then that’s my answer to your question... nice day John Cutter or I mean..... Rowley Jefferson”
by Fuckshitasstitsbitchcuntballs June 29, 2020
Get the John Cuttermug. john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.
girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
by giselle<33 August 22, 2021
Get the john owenmug. by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018
Get the go to the johnmug. Juicy John is a dimer and a slimer he lives by the code "Snort lines and fuck dimes" also he is a Football Fusion youtuber who sells juicy juice on the streets and also dimes in his car when he is fucking dimes. He also has active hate for DimeMeQ and is also in prison rn because he got caught with that juicy juice
Guy 1: Look at Juicy John hes diming in his car
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner
by JuicyJohnsFeet January 4, 2023
Get the Juicy Johnmug. One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.
Has many names:
John Protractor
John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator
Prohn Joctor
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.
Has many names:
John Protractor
John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator
Prohn Joctor
by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017
Get the john proctormug. -Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!
by Rustyflight November 9, 2019
Get the John Davidsonmug.