John Davidson

The name of any creature that has a HUGE penis; anything named John Davidson has a massive penis.
-Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!
by Rustyflight November 10, 2019
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John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.
"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."
by Onandonandomnom November 29, 2022
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John Cree

There isn't really a definition to define this man of his marvelous qualities, there just isn't enough words in the English language to describe how legendary this human being is. (A man from Grange Academy, Kilmarnock, UK)
See Sir John Cree, he is an absolutely breathtaking man
by Ulla Britta December 03, 2019
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John Marshall

Drake: OMG is that John Marshall coming down the street in his sexy truck?
Anybody else: Yah he’s such a dad
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john boon

I cant believe John shagged a john boon
by Robbie lolzorz May 29, 2008
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Juicy John

Juicy John is a dimer and a slimer he lives by the code "Snort lines and fuck dimes" also he is a Football Fusion youtuber who sells juicy juice on the streets and also dimes in his car when he is fucking dimes. He also has active hate for DimeMeQ and is also in prison rn because he got caught with that juicy juice
Guy 1: Look at Juicy John hes diming in his car
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner
by JuicyJohnsFeet January 05, 2023
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John head

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.
Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”
by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021
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