Book Jockey

A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.

*Kid Talks*
You: Shut the fuck you punk ass book jockey.

by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019

Chicken Jockey

A mob from the game Minecraft which is a baby zombie riding a chicken. Its reference in A Minecraft Movie causes rowdy teenagers to throw popcorn and light fireworks...

A: Get ready bro, he's about to say it!
B: Come on, Come on!
A:CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
B:CHIICKEN JOOCKEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Absolute pandemonium breaks out!

by zooweemama42069 May 1, 2025

Cum Jockey

A horse rider that swallows horse semen

Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey

by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019

nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.

In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.

by halolord64513 April 29, 2008

Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.

1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.

by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

Chicken Jockey

1.) when two partners ride eachother during sex making it a kinky old time 🤑

2.) glorious words spoken by our heavenly leader jack black

1.) Jordan rode me last night, we did a right chicken jockey!!!!! 😫😫😫

2.) CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!

by biggiecheeseourgloriousgod April 16, 2025

Jockey Lips

One whose lips are adorned by the smegma and ballstick of a jock.

"Hey Jockey Lips! Shut your cocksucker, you jockey lipped whore!"

by AndroPoodle September 21, 2019